I have to confess that I hate watching a really good movie when there are tons of ultra fat people all over the movie theater. The reason that I hate watching a movie in the movie theaters when there are a lot of fat people is because one, they order way too much food during the movie, second, they can't chew their popcorn with their mouth closed which causes a lot of noise to reverberate in the movie theater and third, Every time they move in their seat, it makes way too much noise. It sounds like its about to break.
One of my experiences with a fat person was once when I was watching a movie, an ultra fat, and by ultra fat I mean like bigger than a queen sized bed, came walking towards their seat with half of the snack bar with them. Apparently she couldn't get through the isle of seats and she just decided to plop down on top of me. The worst part was that she wait more than a ton and her ass was in my face at the same time. It was just like having a garbage disposal truck plop down on you.
She said she hadn't seen me and I don't blame her for that because the one half of the snack bar and her fat was in front of her. So she tried to squeeze her way through to her seat but she got stuck and I wanted to ask her if she needed some gliding cream so she could get through, but something kept me from saying it. This memory will haunt me forever. Sometimes when I see a fat person walk into the movie theater, I always try to stay as far away as possible so I don't have to go through that gruesome experience again.
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lol again with the fat people! I liked how you described the ladys fatness and how you used one of the wordly wise at the end.
ReplyDeleteP.S you got way to many fat people in your life, i feel sorry for you
nice confession but why do you always write about fat people
ReplyDeletehahhahahahaahhaah look at mine :P
ReplyDeleteHaha! That was funny, I liked how you described her as "ultra fat" and how you kept saying she was fat in different ways. I found it hilarious that she sat on you! (Sorry, but it was too funny.) But when I was reading I think you should use "first" instead of "one" in the first paragraph. Other than that it was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteseems you do not get a long very well with over weight people, your always writing about them.
ReplyDeletenice but why do most of your posts (at least the ones i have read)have to do with fat people
ReplyDeleteP.S. i thought it was hilarious when i read the part where the one lady sat on you
I found this info on line. Perhaps it can help bring an end to your phobia.
ReplyDeleteFear of Obesity / Obesity Fears
Fear of Obesity is a phobia that affects over 250,000 people in America alone. It is defined as a fear of Obesity of any form or kind. People suffering from the fear of Obesity or Obesity phobia will do anything and everything to avoid Obesity of any form or kind. Any event, person or situation that resembles, relates to or symbolises "Obesity" can trigger this fear of Obesity off.
This Obesity phobia is generally caused by some influence of "Obesity" in the person's life through the media, cinema, childhood experiences, family experiences, dreams, books, news events, etc.