I have to cnfess that I hate the ultra fat guy that lives in my apartment building.
I have to confess that I hate the ultra fat guy that lives in my apartment building. Nor is he only mean he is also scary. The giant golden letters that shine on his door scare the poop out of me. The two main reasons that I hate him are first of all: he is so big and fat it looks like he might eat me and second of all: he won't give me back my soccer ball that I accidentally kicked up on his roof.
When I asked him if he could give me my soccer ball, he asked: "how did it get up here?" My answer was: I accidentally kicked it up on your balcony. Then out of nowhere he just starts laughing like some mentally retarded guy and says "accidentally" and makes those bunny ears with his huge fingers that look like sausages.
So now I am stuck in a building with a huge scary fat dude and now I can't get my soccer ball back because of him.
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ReplyDeletelol, how many fat people live in your apartment? I liked your conffecion, the only problem is that you repeated the first two lines.
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ReplyDeletehahahahahahah this was way to funny :D love it LOVE IT!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHA i loved your confession tuesday! great job! keep up the good work, funniest part: The giant golden letters that shine on his door scare THE POOP OUT OF ME.
ReplyDeletehahaha! wow! yea he seems scary! I can really picture every thing! good job!:)
ReplyDeletejajajaa loved your confession(: good job
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