Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Stupid woman

I have to confess that I hate the woman and her three stupid little kids that live in the apartment beneath mine. She acts like a fat old stupid monkey who likes to complain about every little thing like our car being when too loud when we turn on the engine or us making too much noise when we are just quietly sitting down watching a movie with an adequate amount of volume turned up.
The old crack head is constantly calling through the apartment phone saying we are making too much noise when we are barley moving around at all. No matter how much I tell her to shut up and stop calling us, she keeps on calling the stupid phone. She just keeps on calling like a stalker with no life.
One day, the old retard just kept calling constantly. I've never heard a phone ringing so much. It pissed me off so bad that I got a soccer ball and put on some shoes and started stomping the ground while bounicng the ball up and down. But nothing stops her from calling us. I get so mad I unplugged the phone. A beutiful silence pervaded the house with no phone ringing at all.

7 comments:

  1. Hahahahaha, that was hilarious! The way you described your hatred towards this lady was amazing! You had great use of vocabulary words too.

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  2. That was really funny, but I think you should use more adequate language (the old crack head, pissed off) either way I think it was a good story.

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  3. good use of vocabulary words, and funny storyy. great job

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  4. hahahaha, I agree with Dyvon, it was hilarious. I liked how you used some vocabulary words to discribe the way the women acted, and I liked the part when you said
    She just keeps on calling like a stalker with no life.

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  5. HAHAHAHAHAh absolutely hilarious love it :D

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  6. this was a great story, it was funny, desriptive, orignal, use of words were intresting, and the tension and hatred she caused was cleverly weaved into the story. great job :D

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