The Bus, the it and the Fat Kid

I have to confess that I hate my bus. It has no air conditioning, it has a stupid little fat kid that tells on every little thing and the it,( whic is my bus monitor.)
The air conditioner doesn't work and they make us pay to sit in a sauna for a full one hour and make us sweat like we just came from P.E.
Now the fat kid, he is always listening to other people's conversations to see if you say a bad word and if you do say a bad word, he will tell the bus monitor, who then gives you a report. He is her little, but fat spy. It is like a domino effect if you get caught saying a bad word in front of the fat monkey.
Last but not least: the it is the worst part of the bus. She or should I say "the it" always gives reports for the most stupid things like: talking loud to someone else, cracking a joke outloud or walk in the bus when it is holding still waiting to leave from the school.
Those are the three things I hate about my bus. By the way, I think the air conditioner would make better friends than the it and the fat kid.